A collage featuring several of the gift ideas in the blog below.
The winter holidays are fast approaching. If you need gift ideas with jingle and va va voom, Your Sexy Librarian recommends the following items be stowed under some mistletoe.
PrimO Tux Vibe Ring is a premium silicone penis ring from The Screaming O. With features such as 3 vibration speeds and a pulse setting, this little dynamo is sure to please. The ring is latex- and phthalate-free, reusable, waterproof and wireless. The battery has 45-minute life and can be easily replaced. The retail price is between $19.95 and $24.95. Purchase online at The Screaming O or at Lover’s Lane.
Cards Against Humanity™ is “a party game for horrible people” and makes a great gift for those with a sense of humor. Warning: the uber-conservative and the easily offended may not enjoy playing this game. The card deck is separated into black question cards and white answer cards. Each player takes turns pulling a question card from the deck. The other players then place an answer card face-down on the table. The player with the question card reads aloud each answer card, and this is where the fun begins. In case you have never played Cards Against Humanity™, this game drips with as much sexual innuendo as you can tolerate, has been known to cause players to laugh non-stop for several hours and can be played with really cool parents. The retail price is $25 for the starter pack with 460 answer cards and 90 question cards and $10 for each 100-card expansion pack. Buy online from the manufacturer.
Mr. Know It All is a clitoral vibrator from the Pure Romance line of adult products that has a contoured head and ten vibration patterns, including a few pulse settings, for maximum enjoyment. This waterproof vibrator is made from premium silicone and is powered by a single AA battery. Women who enjoy clitoral stimulation will love this adult toy. The retail price is $49. Available online from a Pure Romance consultant in your area.
Libido erotic massage oil from Shunga Erotic Art is silky smooth with a light citrus scent. This massage product does not clog pores and is made from 100% natural cold-pressed oils and contains vitamin E, which is an antioxidant that supposedly protects and repairs the skin. Tip: Put an old towel under the person being massaged before using this oil to prevent damage to fabrics and furniture. The retail price for 8.4 fluid ounces is between $18 and $19. Available online at Shunga and at Lover’s Lane.
The InVision Guide to Sexual Health by Alexander Tsiaras with text by Elizabeth R. Boskey, PhD, MPh, is an amazing book that illustrates with art and words what happens physically in the human body before, during and after a sexual encounter and walks readers through the physical side of sexual health issues such as erectile dysfunction and some sexually transmitted infections. Retail price varies depending on if you purchase a used copy or a new copy, but cover price is $19.99. Available online at Half Price Books, Amazon and other book sellers.
Whipped creamy lubricant from Pure Romance is an emollient lubricant with a thick, creamy texture. Emollients provide the skin with a protective film and help reduce water loss from the skin. Whipped was designed with the penis in mind as this product is capable with cock rings and pocket pussies and is very good for use during masturbation or during fellatio. This lubricant is made with food grade flavoring and is free of the artificial aftertaste of other flavored lubricants. Available flavors are the fan favorite vanilla cupcake, orange creamsicle, rainbow sherbet, and banana split. The retail price is $18 for 3 fluid ounces. Available online from a Pure Romance consultant in your area.
Lingerie from Agent Provocateur and from the La Perla, Eberjey, Passionata, Mimi Holliday, and Hanky Panky lines are stunningly gorgeous and luxurious as well as ranging in price from a mild heart patter to full blown heart failure. Lingerie retailers such as Journelle carry the later lines and more to choose from for an amazingly sexy piece of va va voom. The retail price of lingerie varies. Use Google to locate a lingerie retailer in your area and shop until something drops.
The Modern Kama Sutra in a Box by Kamini and Kirk Thomas contains an illustrated book, 30 full-color cards, and a card case. Each position is rated by difficulty level and type. Each card includes detailed instructions and a photograph of a unique sexual position, such as “Sporting of the Swan,” which is a variation of a reversed cowgirl, and the “Archimedean Screw,” which is woman-on-top and has been experienced by many couples without them knowing they were experiencing Kama Sutra. With that in mind, just buy this and knowingly experience Kama Sutra. The retail price varies depending on if you purchase a used copy or a new copy, hardback or paperback, but cover price is around $20 American dollars. Available online at Half Price Books, Amazon and other book sellers.
Trojan™ Her Pleasure™ Ecstasy™ lubricated condoms are surprising little gems. If condoms are in your sex cabinet, you must try these. The packaging for these condoms boasts that the “comfort shape allows freedom of movement for a more natural experience.” The condom itself is textured for female stimulation and tapered at the base for a secure fit. The Ultra Smooth™ premium lubricant, which is inside and outside the condom, tends to not dry out as quickly as condoms coated with other lubricants. Caution: the condom wrappers for this type of condom are made of premium foil and do not always easily separate at perforation. Retail price is between $6.47 and $9.99 for a 10-pack. Available at major retailers and online from Trojan.
I wish you all jolly good jingles this holiday season.